women will never change

<p>A Woman And A Man Were Involved In
A Car Accident. It's A Bad One, Caused
By The Woman's Reckless Driving. (No
Offense Meant To Anyone ) </p>



<p>
Both Of Their Cars Were Damaged
Beyond Repairs But Amazingly Neither Of
Them Is Hurt.
After They Crawled Out Of Their Cars,
The Woman Says;
"So, You're A Man. That's Interesting. I'm
A Woman. Wow, Just Look At Our Cars!
There's Nothing Left, But Fortunately We Are
Unhurt. This Must Be A Sign From God That
We Should Meet And Be Friends And Live
Together In Peace For The Rest Of Our Days."
The Man Replied;
" I Agree With You Completely. This Must
Be A Sign From God!
The Woman Continued;
"And Look At This, Here's Another Miracle.
My Car Is Completely Damaged, But
This Bottle Of Wine Didn't Break.
Surely God Wants Us To Drink This Wine And
Celebrate Our Good Fortune."
Then She Hands The Bottle To The Man.
The Man Nods His Head In Agreement, Opens It,
Drinks Half The Bottle And Then Hands It Back
To The Woman.
The Woman Takes The Bottle, Immediately Puts
The Cap Back On, And Hands It Back To The Man.
The Man Asks;
"Aren't You Having Any?"
She Replies;
"Nah. I Think I'll Just Wait For The Police To
Come And Collect Their Evidence."

Men Will NEVER LEARN!!!

Women Will NEVER CHANGE!!! =P =D </p>